Putting the Bite on Mailman-Shaped Dog Treats
Do they think that these cookies are encouraging the dogs to attack them?
Animal crackers don’t make me want to eat real monkeys, but who knows what’s going on in the minds of dogs.
Actually, I think I’d like to eat some mailman (or cat) shaped cookies.
C’mon, you’ve *never* wanted to eat a real monkey after eating animal crackers? I don’t believe it!
Actually, what cured me of ever wanting to eat a monkey was Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
Not that I needed to be cured.